Simon Gray, I decided when I first witnessed this frog into prince transformation, did not have a drinking problem. He had a drinking solution.

Come back, and do that thing, be lovely to each-other.

I think we have all experienced passion that is not in any sense reasonable.

Wit can be beautiful, because it expresses and distills an idea.

I now accept that it is looking increasingly likely that Tiger Woods is, in fact, straight.

Literary studies were no more than a series of autopsies performed by heartless technicians. Worse than autopsies: biopsies. Vivisection. Even movies, which I love more than anything, more than life itself, they even do it with movies these days.

Things are always worse in the steady watches of the night.