Like vichyssoise, revenge is a dish best served cold.
I don't need you to remind me of my age. I have a bladder to do that for me.
My life, at least, is divided between writing and performing and mixtures of the two.
I like to wake up each morning and not know what I think, that I may reinvent myself in some way.
It only takes a room of Americans for the English and Australians to realise how much we have in common.
I now accept that it is looking increasingly likely that Tiger Woods is, in fact, straight.