I now accept that it is looking increasingly likely that Tiger Woods is, in fact, straight.

Just as it is the love of money that is the root of all evil, it is the belief in shamefulness that is the root of all misery.

It's now very common to hear people say 'I'm rather offended by that'.

Perhaps the greatest definition I think of character and quality is people who when they're truly great rather than making you feel that tall they make you feel that tall, that they're greatness as it were improves you.

I must brave the interior of the most tawdry and literally trumpery tower of them all ... the Trump Taj Mahal. For taking the name of the priceless mausoleum of Agra, one of the beauties and wonders of the world, for that alone Donald Trump should be stripped naked and whipped with scorpions along the boardwalk.- It is as if a giant toad has raped a butterfly.

How to seperate the humiliation from the loss, that's the catch. You can never be sure if what tortures you is the pain of being without someone you love or the embarrassment of admitting that you have been rejected.

Stop feeling sorry for yourself and you will be happy.