Many people would no more think of entering journalism than the sewage business - which at least does us all some good.

Entry is not equivalent to possession.

Love in all eight tones and all five semitones of the word's full octave.

A film star is a kind of public monument, and everyone's staring at them, and they've kind of got railings around them, and they're rather miserable most of the time.

Atheism comes into rather a bad press and I suppose I'd rather describe myself as a humanist... I don't believe in God. I don't believe there is a God.

I went to Cambridge and thought I would stay there. I thought I would quietly grow tweed in a corner somewhere and become a Don or something.

The other man's arse is always cleaner!