...the reality of intelligent British speech... uses blasphemus, coital and cloacal expletives as a matter of course.

You don't get depressed because bad things happen to you. That's getting pissed off and annoyed. That's reasonable. Someone hits you in the face you go ow, you know that's... but depression is something that happens like weather to you inside you.

Atheism is not just about not believing there is a God, but on the assumption that there is one, what kind of God is he?

When we understand every single secret of the universe, there will still be left the eternal mystery of the human heart.

I shall sustain a massive erection, that’s what, and I shan’t be answerable for the consequences. Some kind of ejaculation is almost bound to ensue and if either of you were to become pregnant I should never forgive myself.

Stop wanting wealth and fame and start wanting instead to do something well about which you are passionate

I now accept that it is looking increasingly likely that Tiger Woods is, in fact, straight.