There is no right language or wrong language any more than there are right or wrong clothes.

You've just had the most imponderable joy of watching charlieissocoollike, which makes you, like, cool.

We humans are naturally disposed to worship gods and heroes, to build our pantheons and valhallas. I would rather see that impulse directed into the adoration of daft singers, thicko footballers and air-headed screen actors than into the veneration of dogmatic zealots, fanatical preachers, militant politicians and rabid cultural commentators.

You think I have more than most people dream of? What other people dream of doesn't matter. I always had less than I ever dreamt of. All I ever dreamt of was family. A father and a mother. Most people don't even need to dream of such luxuries, they take them for granted. That is what I used to dwell on, alone in my bedroom. I dwelt as all children do, on the injustice. Injustice is the most terrible thing in the world, Oliver. Everything that is evil springs from it and only a cheap soul can abide it without anger.

There is not any way that you can just choose the nice bits and say that means there is a God and ignore the true fact of what nature is.

Stop wanting wealth and fame and start wanting instead to do something well about which you are passionate

My life, at least, is divided between writing and performing and mixtures of the two.