I expected the illegible and the deeply buried in me to be read as if carved on my forehead, just as I expected the obvious and the ill-concealed to be hidden from view.

It's now very common to hear people say 'I'm rather offended by that'.

Estate agents: like them or loathe them, you'd be mad not to loathe them.

Moving from chair to chair, from coffee machine to coffee machine is the limit of my action in most films. But I enjoy being cast in them because I love watching them.

Compromise is a stalling between two fools.

Incuriosity is the oddest and most foolish failing there is.

Cynical is the name we give those we fear may be laughing at us.