If you are lucky enough to find love, remember it is there and don't throw it away.

I want to know why the universe exists, why there is something greater than nothing.

Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.

Computer viruses are alive.

Why does the universe go to all the bother of existing?

The doctor who diagnosed me with ALS, or motor neuron disease, told me that it would kill me in two or three years.

I'm here to chew gum and kick some ass, and I'm all out of gum.