In real time, the universe has a beginning and an end at singularities that form a boundary to space-time and at which the laws of science break down.

I don't know what my IQ is. People who gloat about their IQ's are losers

Computers double their performance every month.

Of course it is possible that UFO's really do contain aliens as many people believe, and the government is hushing it up

Many people find the universe confusing - it's not.

My expectations were reduced to zero when I was 21. Everything since then has been a bonus.

When something is made idiot proof, they will just make better idiots.