The beatings will continue until morale improves.

The moment you understand the whole Universe, is the moment you slightly begin to understand the way God's mind works

There are grounds for cautious optimism that we may now be near the end ofthe search for the ultimate laws of nature.

One cannot really argue with a mathematical theorem.

When I get to heaven I'm gonna find the guy in charge of the weather and kick his rear.

Physics as we know it will be over in six months - Max Born

I'm here to chew gum and kick some ass, and I'm all out of gum.