If I had to choose a superhero to be, I would pick Superman. He's everything that I'm not.

I like physics, but I love cartoons.

While physics and mathematics may tell us how the universe began, they are not much use in predicting human behavior because there are far too many equations to solve. I'm no better than anyone else at understanding what makes people tick, particularly women.

Because there is a law such as gravity, the Universe can and will create itself from nothing. Spontaneous creation is the reason there is something rather than nothing, why the Universe exists, why we exist. It is not necessary to invoke God to light the blue touch paper and set the Universe going.

One should love animals. They are so tasty.

There is no heaven or afterlife for broken down computers; that is a fairy story for people afraid of the dark.

Go the extra mile. It makes your boss look like an incompetent slacker.