Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks you're an ass.
No one can resist the idea of a crippled genius.
Plagiarism saves time.
God not only plays dice, he throws them in the corner where you can't see them.
I want to know why the universe exists, why there is something greater than nothing.
Of course it is possible that UFO's really do contain aliens as many people believe, and the government is hushing it up