The universe is governed by science. But science tells us that we can't solve the equations, directly in the abstract.

I don't know what my IQ is. People who gloat about their IQ's are losers

Real science can be far stranger than science fiction and much more satisfying.

Using e-mail, I can communicate with scientists all over the world.

Plagiarism saves time.

Everyone can enjoy a life of luxurious leisure if the machine-produced wealth is shared, or most people can end up miserably poor if the machine-owners successfully lobby against wealth redistribution.

One should love animals. They are so tasty.