It is a waste of time to be angry about my disability. One has to get on with life and I haven't done badly. People won't have time for you if you are always angry or complaining.

Keeping an active mind has been vital to my survival, as has been maintaining a sense of humor.

If the government is covering up knowledge of aliens, they are doing a better job of it than they do at anything else.

What was God doing before the divine creation?

If I had to choose a superhero to be, I would pick Superman. He's everything that I'm not.

The radiation left over from the Big Bang is the same as that in your microwave oven but very much less powerful. It would heat your pizza only to minus 271.3*C - not much good for defrosting the pizza, let alone cooking it.

Money is not everything. There's Master card & Visa.