Don't let the door hitcha where the good Lord splitcha.

Tell him he's wrong. Tell him that even if he's right about waiting, he's right for the wrong reasons, and that makes him all the way wrong.

Pride was the belt you used to hold your pants up when you had no pants.

The past is obdurate.

On the subject of love at first sight, I’m with the Beatles: I believe that it happens all the time.

And didn't they say that, although curiosity killed the cat, satisfaction brought the beast back?

The greatest mystery the universe offers is not life but Size.