I thought it was great fun to scare people. I also knew it was socially acceptable because there were a lot of horror movies out there.

She looks like the type that might freak out. It's something in the eyes, Frannie. It says if you shoot my sacred cows, I'll shoot yours.

I do have one slightly crooked wheel upstairs, but everything else is ticking along just four-o, thank you very much.

I hated school. I don't trust anybody who looks back on the years from 14 to 18 with any enjoyment. If you liked being a teenager, there's something really wrong with you.

In many cases when a reader puts a story aside because it 'got boring,' the boredom arose because the writer grew enchanted with his powers of description and lost sight of his priority, which is to keep the ball rolling.

I've killed enough of the world's trees.

Cut him. Cut him while I stand here and watch. I want to see the blood flow. Don't make me tell you twice.