The late afternoon sunlight, warm as oil, sweet as childhood.

Isn't it too bad that the great truths are all such lies.

Any statement beginning with the words 'In truth' is almost always a lie.

I understand from my own work that haste makes waste. But I also understand that ... the creative spark dims, and then death puts it out. William Shakespeare, for instance, hasn’t produced a new play for 400 years. That, my friends, is a long dry spell.

We don't know the days that will change our lives. Probably just as well.

A library is a place where you can live a thousand lives. So why are you waiting when you could be living? Visit your library today.

Your Plan and the stuff that comes out of my asshole bear a suspicious resemblance to each other.