...maybe the world needs a cadre of smartasses to liven things up, who knows?

As a species we're fundamentally insane. Put more than two of us in a room, we pick sides and start dreaming up reasons to kill one another. Why do you think we invented politics and religion?

There seems to be no air in the air she breaths.

Sometimes the only thing to do is to take the thing that you must have. Even if someone gets hurt.

There's one novel, Cujo, that I barely remember writing at all.

Of all the questions I'm asked, the most difficult is, "How does it feel to be famous?" Since I'm not, that question always catches me with a feeling of surrealism....I've got three kids and I've changed all their diapers, and when it's two o'clock in the morning and you're changing something that's sort of special delivery with one eye open and one eye shut you don't feel famous.

You cant be too careful on a skateboard.