I didn't go to bars much. One drunken asshole was all I could handle and that was me. I wrote. I don't remember a lot of it.

If I cannot horrify, I'll go for the gross out. I'm not proud.

Don't let the door hitcha where the good Lord splitcha.

A place is yours when you know where all the roads go.

There is no such thing as a happy ending. I never met a single one to equal "Once upon a time.

I go where the story leads. And, sometimes, it is a little bit outrageous. And I relish that. I sort of want to be as much on the edge as I can.

Sometimes there is absolutely no difference at all between salvation and damnation.