I am your number one fan.
For men, I think, love is a thing formed of equal parts lust and astonishment. The astonishment part women understand. The lust part they only think they understand.
May you find your Tower, Roland, and breach it, and may you climb to the top!
It's better to be good than evil, but one achieves goodness at a terrific cost.
Your pimples are the Lord's way of chastising you. Now eat your pie.
A man who lies about beer makes enemies.