No one likes to see a government folder with his name on it.

‎If you want to be a writer, you must do two things above all others: read a lot and write a lot…reading is the creative center of a writer’s life…you cannot hope to sweep someone else away by the force of your writing until it has been done to you.

...maybe the world needs a cadre of smartasses to liven things up, who knows?

Nobody likes a clown at midnight

You might question a winkle - a feeling that came to you right out of the blue - but you didn’t question knowing.

Teddy, Vern, Chris: I don't shut up. I grow up. And when I look at you, I throw up. Aghhh! Gordie: And then your mom goes around the corner and she licks it up.

And will I tell you that these three lived happily ever after? I will not, for no one ever does. But there was happiness. And they did live.