Semi-automatic s have only two purposes. One is so owners can take them to the shooting range once in a while, yell yeehaw, and get all horny at the rapid fire and the burning vapor spurting from the end of the barrel. Their other use-their only other use-is to kill people.

The workman cut to the left, still laying on his horn, and roared around the drunkenly weaving limousine. He invited the driver of the limo to perform an illegal sex act on himself. To engage in oral congress with various rodents and birds. He articulated his own proposal that all persons of Negro blood return to their native continent. He expressed his sincere belief in the position the limo driver's soul would occupy in the afterlife. He finished by saying that he believed he had met the limodriver's mother in a New Orleans house of prostitution.

Cut him. Cut him while I stand here and watch. I want to see the blood flow. Don't make me tell you twice.

By tomorrow at this time, I think you're going to have a much better idea of what crazy is. -- Ev Hillman

It wasn't just love that held people together. There was secrets, and the price you paid to keep them.

The water was glassy and calm, still candy-colored in the afterglow of sunset.

you can, you should, and if you’re brave enough to start, you will.