God doesn't bribe, child. He just makes a sign and lets people take it as they will.

Late last night and the night before, tommyknockers, tommyknockers knocking on my door. I wanna go out, don't know if I can 'cuz I'm so afraid of the tommyknocker man.

They were nice enough people and all, but there wasn't much love in them. Because they were too busy being afraid. Love didn't grow very well in a place where there was only fear, just as plants didn't grow very well in a place where it was always dark.

French is the language that turns dirt into romance.

A person can go along quite awhile if they get a good day every once and again.

Do you happen to have another Condom? I think I've discovered the cure for headaches.

Ninety-eight percent of what goes on in people's heads is none of their smucking business.