Legends grow beards, and twenty-three years is plenty of time to grow a long one.

No one ever really pays for betrayal in silver....The price of any betrayal always comes due in flesh.

People want to know why I do this, why I write such gross stuff. I like to tell them I have the heart of a small boy... and I keep it in a jar on my desk.

People seem to think there's a magic formula to writing, i just write 1 word at a time.

I'm going to be dead for a long time, so I have a lot to do now.

Language does not always have to wear a tie and lace-up shoes.

God turned out to be a bunch of bad little kids playing interstellar Xbox. Isn't that funny?