Put an egg in your shoe and beat it, make like a tree and leave, imitate an amoeba and split.

you can, you should, and if you’re brave enough to start, you will.

I want to write about spiders. To me, this is the one theme that cuts right across and scares just about everybody. Spiders, to me, are just about the most horrible, awful things that I can think about. I think everyone is afraid of spiders.

If you don’t have the time to do something right, where are you going to find the time to fix it?

What Jack didn't understand was that no matter where he went, the same asshole got off the plane.

But sorry is the Kool-Aid of human emotions. [...] True sorrow is as rare as true love.

The more fiction you read and write, the more you'll find your paragraphs forming on their own.