Any game looks straight if everyone is being cheated at once.

When people begin to lose hope, there's bound to be explosions.

Sometimes the things presented to us as choices aren't choices at all.

It always comes down to just two choices. Get busy living, or get busy dying.

Of course they had more chains on him than Scrooge saw on Marley's ghost, but he could have kicked up dickens if he'd wanted. That's a pun, son.

Humor is almost always anger with its make-up on.

There's a Mr. Hyde for every happy Jekyll face, a dark face on the other side of the mirror. The brain behind that face never heard of razors, prayers, or the logic of the universe. You turn the mirror sideways and see your face reflected with a sinister left-hand twist, half mad and half sane.