The stories we hear in our childhood are the ones we remember all our lives.

Until that afternoon in October four years ago, I hadn't known dogs could scream.

I believe that anyone using the phrase 'That's so cool' should have to stand in the corner.

The bad ideas kind of just drop out of the mix. You forget about them. The good ones stick around.

The Lord is my shepherd. I shall not want for nothing. He makes me lie down in the green pastures. He greases up my head with oil. He gives me kung-fu in the face of my enemies. Amen

never's the word God listens for when he needs a laugh.

When you ask me what I'm afraid of, I'd say I still go to see ghost movies when I get a chance or some sort of supernatural being, but it doesn't scare me as it scared me when I was a child.