We're all going to die; I'm just trying to make it a little more interesting.

A tragedy is a tragedy, and at the bottom, all tragedies are stupid. Give me a choice and I'll take A Midsummer Night's Dream over Hamlet every time. Any fool with steady hands and a working set of lungs can build up a house of cards and then blow it down, but it takes a genius to make people laugh.

Absence may or may not make the heart grow fonder, but it certainly freshens the eye.

When all else fails, give up and go to the library.

Fools are the only folk on the earth who can absolutely count on getting what they deserve.

Late last night and the night before, tommyknockers, tommyknockers knocking on my door. I wanna go out, don't know if I can 'cuz I'm so afraid of the tommyknocker man.

The muses are ghosts, and sometimes they come uninvited.