I don't have nightmares; I give them all to you.

Humor is almost always anger with its make-up on.

High school isn't a very important place. When you're going you think it's a big deal, but when it's over nobody really thinks it was great unless they're beered up.

Some tears have to be cried no matter what the hour- until they are, they simply rave and burn inside.

Waiting rooms were made for books-of course! But so are theater lobbies before the show, long and boring checkout lines, and everyone's favorite, the john.

If the stuff you're writing is not for yourself, it won't work.

...knowing that to be a librarian was to come as close as any human being can to sitting in the peak-seat of eternity's engine.