When I was younger, I used to vacillate between thinking love was this great and glorious mystery and thinking it was just something a bunch of Hollywood move producers made up to sell more tickets in the Depression, when Dish Night kind of played out." Eddie laughed. Now I think that all of us are born with a hole in our hearts, and we go around looking for the person who can fill it. You...Eddie, you fill me up.

I believe most people are essentially good. I know that I am. It's you I'm not entirely sure of.

He removed his unvaluable valuables and dumped his shirt, pants, and skivvies into a letter slot.

I'm one of those people who doesn't really know what he thinks until he writes it down.

Why' is a crooked letter and can't be made straight.

I love crime, I love mysteries, and I love ghosts.

I guess when you turn off the main road, you have to be prepared to see some funny houses.