Mostly I dream about being with you forever.

Jasper? What do vampires do for bachelor parties? You're not taking him to a strip club, are you?

Body armor. Four thousand pounds of body armor. And missile-proof glass? Nice. What had happened to good old-fashioned bulletproof?

I think she's having hysterics. Maybe you should slap her.

I'll be back so soon you won't have time to miss me. Look after my heart I've left it with you

Today is the first and last day of forever.

There are no rules that can bind you when you find your other half.