I have an immature, Homer Simpson-like tendency to giggle when I say the words 'seminal fluids' in public.

thank you-for her-for everything." _Edward Cullen

Before I tell you my story," Jasper said. "you must understand that there are places in our world, Bella, where the life span of the never-aging is measured in weeks, and not centuries.

Go jump off a cliff, Leah.

Um," Doc said in a mild voice, "medically speaking, I'm not sure that was the most helpful thing for his condition." "But I feel better," Jared answered, sullen. Doc smiled the tiniest smile. "Well, maybe a few more minutes of unconsciousness won't kill him.

I was ninety-nine point nine percent sure that I was dreaming.

Life and love go on.