Bachelor parties are designed for those who are sad to see the passing of their single days. I couldn’t be more eager to have mine behind me. So there’s really no point.

You. Are. Not. Leaving. Me.

You should have seen his face when I started taking my clothes off. Priceless.

The wasting of finite resources is everyones business

I already know how strong you are. You didn't have to break the furniture." —Bella Swan

I felt like I was staring out across an ocean that I was going to have to swim from shore to shore before I could rest again.

I was just thinking – today is the first and last day of forever. It’s kind of hard to wrap my head around it. Even with all this extra room for wrapping.