I thought you were supposed to be pretending I don’t exist, not irritating me to death.

But it's possible to love more than one person at a time, Bella. I've seen it in action.

Bella?" a different voice called from the distance. No! Please let me be imagining that horribly familiar voice.

Worst high five ever." - Diego

How well opposed to grand Theft Auto are you?

Bachelor parties are designed for those who are sad to see the passing of their single days. I couldn’t be more eager to have mine behind me. So there’s really no point.

I would always love this fragile human girl, for the rest of my limitless existence.