We must never forget that both good and evil flow from the Bible. It is therefore not above criticism.

I'm all for sex. Seven nights a week. Days, too.

If there is a God, the phrase that must disgust him is - holy war.

Laughter would appear to be a physical reflex, although even if it is, this still leaves unanswered the question of why the human response to humor is a convulsive spasm of the respiratory mechanism rather than a crossing of the eyes or a waving of the arms.

Sometimes things which at the moment may be perceived as obstacles-and actually be obstacles, difficulties, or drawbacks-can in the long run result in some good end which would not have occurred if it had not been for the obstacle.

There is scarcely a page of the Bible on which an open mind does not perceive a contradiction, an unlikely story, an obvious error, an historical impossibility of one sort or another.

This is The Tonight Show. I can't tell you too much about it, other than the fact that this program is going to go on forever.