Totalitarianism is patriotism institutionalized.

Asthma doesn't seem to bother me any more unless I'm around cigars or dogs. The thing that would bother me most would be a dog smoking a cigar.

There is not the slightest question but that the God of the Old Testament is a jealous, vengeful God, inflicting not only on the sinful pagans but even on his Chosen People fire, lighting, hideous plagues and diseases, brimstone, and other curses.

In a rational society we would want our presidents to be teachers. In our actual society we insist they be cheerleaders.

I'm all for sex. Seven nights a week. Days, too.

One of the nice things about problems is that a good many of them do not exist except in our imaginations.

Totalitarianism is patriotism institutionalized.