Reverse psychology is an awesome tool, I don't know if you guys know about it, but basically you can make someone think the opposite of what you believe, and that tricks them into doing something stupid. Works like a charm.

I don't feel that I have to control every aspect of things that I appear in. You learn a lot performing someone else's writing.

Six-year-olds are very wrapped up in their own lives, and that's the way it should be.

I play the baritone horn - which is like a mini tuba, and is the least sexy instrument you can choose and I generally say I don’t play one so I don’t have to acknowledge it. I also play fife.

I love my wife dearly, and, therefore, I've never cooked a meal, romantic or otherwise, for her.

Actors and magicians are both performers and they represent things that are not necessarily who they are.

In an enclosed space, a camel's breath can change the atmosphere of the room. Not only just the smell, they literally seem to change the atmospheric pressure. It's so disgusting. It's like they have eight stomachs each more rancid then the next and it just comes out of their mouth.