I was a bad dater, and up until 8th grade I went to an all boy's school. So, by the time I hit high school I was a bit freaked out by women in general.

I am a patriot and I want to see this country [the USA] soar again.

I've always enjoyed watching characters that aren't aware that they're doing anything funny. And I think that inherently makes them funnier.

Children are very smart, in their own stupid way. A child's brain is like a sponge, and you know how smart sponges are.

I don't text, I don't have a Blackberry. Literally, I just have a cell phone that I haven't programmed and the whole Bluetooth. No. I don't even have an earpiece for my cell phone.

The best food is in Chicago. There are great restaurants everywhere, from fancy places to burger joints.

Do I want to be feared or loved? That's a good question. I want both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me.