Everyone said to Vincent van Gogh, "You can't be a great painter, you only have one ear." And you know what he said? "I can't hear you".

'Anchorman'... is not grounded in anything. There is absolutely no heart to that movie, which I love.

Children are very smart, in their own stupid way. A child's brain is like a sponge, and you know how smart sponges are.

I've thought a lot about success, because it's very strange to me that I've been successful.

The only time I set the bar low is for limbo.

High school – those are your prime suffering years. They don’t get better suffering than that.

Do not to be as shy around girls, because they're probably just as shy and just as scared as you are.