Anything nice that's said about me is diametrically opposed to who I am.

Everyone said to Vincent van Gogh, "You can't be a great painter, you only have one ear." And you know what he said? "I can't hear you".

Whenever I'm offered something, I always read the script and meet the director. I still appreciate just being considered.

I ate fiberglass insulation. It wasn’t cotton candy like the guy said… my tummy itches.

Children are very smart, in their own stupid way. A child's brain is like a sponge, and you know how smart sponges are.

From cheesecake on a stick to meat skewers to deep-fried bananas on a stick - there are no plates anymore. In Los Angeles, everything has become a corn dog. Actually, corn dogs still work. But most other food should be stickless.

I don't feel that I have to control every aspect of things that I appear in. You learn a lot performing someone else's writing.