Anything nice that's said about me is diametrically opposed to who I am.

You know what Disneyland is known for? The Big Turkey Leg. People walk around with enormous deep-fried turkey legs. Like little kids, three-year-old kids eating these five-pound turkey legs.

There's such a freewheeling nature to 'Second City,' and the greatest thing about 'Second City' was having a sophisticated audience night after night who appreciated what it was. They knew it wasn't all going to be great when you improvised, so they were very forgiving that way.

Do I want to be feared or loved? That's a good question. I want both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me.

Anything nice that's said about me is diametrically opposed to who I am.

High school – those are your prime suffering years. They don’t get better suffering than that.

Everyone said to Vincent van Gogh, "You can't be a great painter, you only have one ear." And you know what he said? "I can't hear you".