Anything nice that's said about me is diametrically opposed to who I am.

I've always enjoyed watching characters that aren't aware that they're doing anything funny. And I think that inherently makes them funnier.

I would like for my kids to at least have some familiarity with who I am: "It's the man from TV!"

I've waited my entire life to be busy. Whenever I hear actors complain about being busy, I think, 'shut up.' Because you do, you wait to be successful or to be able to work.

Six-year-olds are very wrapped up in their own lives, and that's the way it should be.

Oh, I so don't care about the podium at the Oscars. I've stood at the podium at the Oscars and that's close enough. To be a presenter is as close as I need to be.

In my role of agent for Miss Hathaway, I would like to say that she does not answer questions relating to this subject.