Anything nice that's said about me is diametrically opposed to who I am.

Goalies almost never get credit for winning a game, but they always get blamed for losing a game.

I joined an improv group in college, which was a lot of fun. After I graduated, I moved to Chicago to try to get into the Second City.

You know what Disneyland is known for? The Big Turkey Leg. People walk around with enormous deep-fried turkey legs. Like little kids, three-year-old kids eating these five-pound turkey legs.

My parents had a certain resolve to them that I don’t see as so prevalent today. Through good times and bad, they were committed to one another. Their relationship wasn’t something to be constantly examined or picked apart.

I am a patriot and I want to see this country [the USA] soar again.

'Anchorman'... is not grounded in anything. There is absolutely no heart to that movie, which I love.