Do I want to be feared or loved? That's a good question. I want both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me.
Steve CarellI think in most relationships that have problems, there's fault on both sides. And in order for it to work, there has to be some common ground that's shared. And it's not just one person making amends.
Steve CarellYes. It is true. I, Michael Scott, am signing up with an online dating service. Thousands of people have done it, and I am going to do it. I need a username, and I have a great one. 'Little Kid Lover.' That way people will know exactly where my priorities are at.
Steve CarellInstead of telling our young people to plan ahead, we should tell them to plan to be surprised.
Steve CarellPeople say, 'What's the secret to a marriage?' There's no secret - I think you get lucky.
Steve CarellWell, it might have been if I'd had success earlier in life, but having success that much later meant I was far more grounded when it came. The last few years of my life have just been surreal and after a lifetime of disappointment and heartache and rejection, I still don't believe this is all actually happening. I'm extremely grateful for my success - I just never expect it to last and my motto, if I have one, is just put your head down and do the job.
Steve Carell