I think in most relationships that have problems, there's fault on both sides. And in order for it to work, there has to be some common ground that's shared. And it's not just one person making amends.

I am always the type of person who is waiting for the other shoe to drop and for it to peter out and end. And if it does that's fine.

Talking to my wife, we stare at each other, saying, 'How is this happening? Why is this happening? Why now?' It's nothing I ever aspired to.

I think when someone who's known for doing drama does a comedy but just tries to be funny, that's a mistake.

I’m not good with pickup lines or flirting. I don’t have that kind of self-confidence or natural charisma.

You're so in love with your children that you'd do anything for them; that's not necessarily the best thing.

When I first started looking at Twitter, I followed people like Steve Martin, who will just write the funniest non sequiturs now and then, which I thought was really fun. That's kind of the road I've taken. Every now and then, something comes into your mind and you put it out there. It's very innocuous. I think it's kind of fun.