Everybody should be normal. Everybody should be nice. I think they go hand in hand, and that to me is the default setting.
Steve CarellFrom cheesecake on a stick to meat skewers to deep-fried bananas on a stick - there are no plates anymore. In Los Angeles, everything has become a corn dog. Actually, corn dogs still work. But most other food should be stickless.
Steve CarellIn an enclosed space, a camel's breath can change the atmosphere of the room. Not only just the smell, they literally seem to change the atmospheric pressure. It's so disgusting. It's like they have eight stomachs each more rancid then the next and it just comes out of their mouth.
Steve CarellBeing a leading man... that's like saying I want to be astronaut. That's not going to happen.
Steve Carell