Everyone is flawed and everyone makes mistakes and is culpable.

The better the person you're with, the better you're going to be because they're giving you so much more.

I don't think of myself as funny - I don't fill up a room with my humor... I would fail miserably as a stand-up comedian.

Fool me once, strike one. But fool me twice ... strike three.

I'm a fun dad, but I don't know if I'm the fun, crazy dad.

I tend not to be someone who's on all the time, or is always trying to make other people laugh.

Different things just strike people differently. And it's so subjective, too. Because what makes one person laugh won't make others laugh. I guess it's kind of checkerboarded.