I'm not superstitious, but I'm a little stitious.

I am happily married, and I think I was lucky that success came a little later in my life. It's difficult to handle all the attention when you are a young gun.

Yes. It is true. I, Michael Scott, am signing up with an online dating service. Thousands of people have done it, and I am going to do it. I need a username, and I have a great one. 'Little Kid Lover.' That way people will know exactly where my priorities are at.

You know, what's funny to one person is not at all to someone else.

I've thought a lot about success, because it's very strange to me that I've been successful.

I am always the type of person who is waiting for the other shoe to drop and for it to peter out and end. And if it does that's fine.

I'll do whatever I can do to remain employed. I'm just not precious about doing comedy or doing drama. I never want to do something in order to prove to other people what I can do.