If somebody takes the parking place you were waiting for, I tend to kind of let it roll off my back. Maybe I'm harboring a lot of something and it will all explode somewhere down the road, but I tend to just let it slide off my back.

Do I want to be feared or loved? That's a good question. I want both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me.

People say, 'What's the secret to a marriage?' There's no secret - I think you get lucky.

Is there a God? If not, what are all these churches for? And who is Jesus' dad?

It's harder when people are playing along, because it's just not as funny. They're trying to be funny, and it sort of cancels out the whole joke.

I've waited my entire life to be busy. Whenever I hear actors complain about being busy, I think, 'shut up.' Because you do, you wait to be successful or to be able to work.

The ability to compromise and having the ability to laugh at ourselves is huge and works well for me.