Children are very smart, in their own stupid way. A child's brain is like a sponge, and you know how smart sponges are.

Yes. It is true. I, Michael Scott, am signing up with an online dating service. Thousands of people have done it, and I am going to do it. I need a username, and I have a great one. 'Little Kid Lover.' That way people will know exactly where my priorities are at.

I think when someone who's known for doing drama does a comedy but just tries to be funny, that's a mistake.

You project a version of yourself to the public to protect and insulate yourself a little bit. Actors come up with a version of themselves in order to protect the real person.

If somebody takes the parking place you were waiting for, I tend to kind of let it roll off my back. Maybe I'm harboring a lot of something and it will all explode somewhere down the road, but I tend to just let it slide off my back.

Whenever I'm offered something, I always read the script and meet the director. I still appreciate just being considered.

I am always the type of person who is waiting for the other shoe to drop and for it to peter out and end. And if it does that's fine.