Children are very smart, in their own stupid way. A child's brain is like a sponge, and you know how smart sponges are.

Talking to my wife, we stare at each other, saying, 'How is this happening? Why is this happening? Why now?' It's nothing I ever aspired to.

'Anchorman'... is not grounded in anything. There is absolutely no heart to that movie, which I love.

I've waited my entire life to be busy. Whenever I hear actors complain about being busy, I think, 'shut up.' Because you do, you wait to be successful or to be able to work.

Everyone said to Vincent van Gogh, "You can't be a great painter, you only have one ear." And you know what he said? "I can't hear you".

Wikipedia is the best thing ever. Anyone in the world can write anything they want about any subject. So you know you are getting the best possible information.

I love my wife dearly, and, therefore, I've never cooked a meal, romantic or otherwise, for her.