Children are very smart, in their own stupid way. A child's brain is like a sponge, and you know how smart sponges are.

I was a bad dater, and up until 8th grade I went to an all boy's school. So, by the time I hit high school I was a bit freaked out by women in general.

Wikipedia is the best thing ever. Anyone in the world can write anything they want about any subject. So you know you are getting the best possible information.

Oh, I so don't care about the podium at the Oscars. I've stood at the podium at the Oscars and that's close enough. To be a presenter is as close as I need to be.

Being a leading man... that's like saying I want to be astronaut. That's not going to happen.

For my wife and I, the challenge is to not make every day the best day possible because it's not realistic.

I've thought a lot about success, because it's very strange to me that I've been successful.