My father is Italian, and I never met my paternal grandparents. The family name was Caroselli and it was changed in the mid 50s. I think they wanted to assimilate, which was pretty common, although I love the name Caroselli.

I love my wife dearly, and, therefore, I've never cooked a meal, romantic or otherwise, for her.

Nothing to me feels as good as laughing incredibly hard.

An office is a place to... live life to the fullest. To the max. To... an office is a place where dreams come true.

Do I want to be feared or loved? That's a good question. I want both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me.

Your brain, like your tongue, is a muscle. Practicing thinking by yourself really helps develop your brain, which you need throughout your day. I like to practice my thinking in a darkened room, alone.

I think in most relationships that have problems, there's fault on both sides. And in order for it to work, there has to be some common ground that's shared. And it's not just one person making amends.