Whenever I hear someone describe something as a 'kids movie' or a 'family movie,' it immediately has a negative connotation in my mind because I think, 'Well, as an adult, I wouldn't go see it by myself, because it's purely for children and it holds nothing for me and it's simplistic and it's kind of easy.'

I'm a fun dad, but I don't know if I'm the fun, crazy dad.

I've thought a lot about success, because it's very strange to me that I've been successful.

I had, like, two goals in my career: One was to try to get into 'Second City.' When I moved to Chicago, my goal was to try to work at 'Second City.' And beyond that, my goal was to make enough money as an actor to not do anything else but act, not have to go and wait tables again.

I love my wife dearly, and, therefore, I've never cooked a meal, romantic or otherwise, for her.

I would like for my kids to at least have some familiarity with who I am: "It's the man from TV!"

Whenever I'm offered something, I always read the script and meet the director. I still appreciate just being considered.