Don't underestimate your kids. Don't be condescending, because they're children but they're not stupid.

It's harder when people are playing along, because it's just not as funny. They're trying to be funny, and it sort of cancels out the whole joke.

I am both a night owl and an early bird. So I am wise and I have worms.

Instead of telling our young people to plan ahead, we should tell them to plan to be surprised.

For me, at least, all of my career goals, all of my focus, everything just shifted and the importance was my children, and that's where all the joy came from as well.

As soon as you start to talk about your own mannerisms, you are screwed. Because if you are aware of your own mannerisms, or beyond that even what makes any one thing funny to people, I really ascribe to that that if you start deconstructing it too much, it is immediately not funny.

Everyone is flawed and everyone makes mistakes and is culpable.