I happen to have a public profile. Ditto newspaper editors. It's a result of what I do, not an end.

I always find it easier to portray myself as being unlikeable and idiotic; to actually play a character that is likeable and engages the audience is far more difficult. It's a more subtle kind of challenge.

Got my fungal foot powder? Ah, it's a lifesaver, you know. I'd effectively be disabled if it weren't for these.

I used to do stuff at college. I could do voices. I could make some people laugh. I wasn't the class clown, but I knew I had this skill.

I don't think I'm kind of universally known. I think in the indie world I'm probably better known than in some mainstream Hollywood terms.

I think you need to have the guts to not use comedy. Often, the people that work in comedy use a joke to avoid contemplation.

I don't like big feet. It reminds me of gammon.